When I am an old man, I want to be Tom Wolfe: Sassy, Sexy, Genius...
Sure, he's a great writer or whatever-- but it's the thought of the iconic white suit (shown here sans vest! SHOCKING!) looking as fantastic as ever (even after Labor Day, the ol' rebel) on his sexy, sexy old body.
Wolfe in W, about the curse of Men in Khakis:
What people wear on the street today is so bad-- rags, practically. They look like they're fleeing before an invading army. Casual Fridays! It's crazy. Any man over 35 should wear a jacket and tie. It just makes you look better. To see old men in October wearing shorts, it's ghastly.
Speaking of, I could really use a good sport jacket. I own not a one. Not a One! Sugar Daddies, come hither.
Anyhow, can't wait to be old. Can't motherfucking wait.