My glee about this is pretty much nonstop.
Savage: Wondering whether Ted Haggard is a top or a bottom? Mike Jones, the gay escort that outed the powerful anti-gay evangelical minister, tells all in an interview with gay journalist and broadcaster Michelangelo Signorile. Americablog has the transcript. Here’s a taste:
MS: Was he a top or bottom? What was he interested in?
MJ: When I was on the radio show in Denver, the question was asked: Did you practice safe sex? I said, ‘We used a condom once.” The talk show host goes, “You mean he wore the condom once?” I said, “Uh, no, I did.”
MS: What about with oral sex. Was he the passive partner or the active partner?
MJ: You know, it kind of went back and forth—and I can’t say he was very good at it.
for clarification, this guy is a TOP:
for clarification, this guy is a BOTTOM:
For clarification, this guy is super GROSSED OUT: