Lot's Wife

Oh Gross

Britney was always trashy, but COME ON.  Where are her handlers? How could this have been allowed to happen? I am so grossed out right now.

2001 vs. 2006

(D-Listed Via Gawker)

Hey, now I don't have to have lunch!

Down With Zobots

Good work Nicole. She can't hurt you anymore.

(Celebrity Week via Gawker)

Wannabe Powerbottom

(Via Slog)

My glee about this is pretty much nonstop.

Savage: Wondering whether Ted Haggard is a top or a bottom? Mike Jones, the gay escort that outed the powerful anti-gay evangelical minister, tells all in an interview with gay journalist and broadcaster Michelangelo Signorile. Americablog has the transcript. Here’s a taste:

MS: Was he a top or bottom? What was he interested in?

MJ: When I was on the radio show in Denver, the question was asked: Did you practice safe sex? I said, ‘We used a condom once.” The talk show host goes, “You mean he wore the condom once?” I said, “Uh, no, I did.”

MS: What about with oral sex. Was he the passive partner or the active partner?

MJ: You know, it kind of went back and forth—and I can’t say he was very good at it.

for clarification, this guy is a TOP:

for clarification, this guy is a BOTTOM:

For clarification, this guy is super GROSSED OUT:

back, so to speak

I can't decide what is more horribly inappropriate and obnoxious:

That someone found this to be a good idea...

(via Slog)

...or that I felt it somehow necessary to start a blog.  You know, since there is a lack.